NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
artiFACTS!!!
Learn about the greatest movie*that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn'tsend the Octopus Cult after us.)
Read our Professor 00G Origin Story NOW!!!
(Or the Octopus Cult might get YOU!!!)
READ THE ORIGIN STORY
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