NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
INTRODUCTING HADES GONNA HATE
Don't even ask him.Seriously.
You'll ferry allllll the wayacross the River Styx,trek to his wretchedUnderworld palace,stand in front of his hugeonyx skull-ornamented throneto ask for his opinion,and it's a totalWASTE. OF. TIME.
YOU KNOWwhat he's going to say...
Hades Gonna Hate
READ THE GLASSES OF THE GODS ORIGIN STORY
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